To those constantly complaining there aren't any good movies to watch these days. I think you should check your eyes. Just look at the wide selection we are given. We are all spoilt for choices.

Here why don't I recommend a few for you. Money back unguaranteed (Hey what do you take me for... The movie man?!?)

If you are in need of action you should watch either "Crank" or "D.O.A"
"Crank" is about some bald ass dude (No not ambrose) kicking the crap out of the bad guys, while being poisoned and at the same time, fucking the crap out of his girl in the middle of Chinatown. My best guess was that Hotel 81 was fully booked and Chinatown was the cheapest place available.
"D.O.A" is certainly a good alternative. I mean which dude in their right mind would not want to watch 5 hot chicks kick the living crap out of 100,000 guys. Btw I heard that they couldn't get the Spice Girls as they were to busy reuniting and the Backstreet Boys weren't feminine enough for the part. Thus the part eventually went to Holly Valance and gang.

If you are feigned hearted then I suggest something for the family. How about "Flushed Away"
"Flushed Away" is about some High Class Rat (I'm sorry Mickey. They were looking for rats, not mice) being literally flushed down and saving his rat population from a toad. Oh didn't you know? Rats and Cats of the World have decided to put their differences aside after seeing Mickey Mouse and Simba working together in Disney. I'm sorry Evil Fairy Godmother but Toads are the new bad guys in cartoons!

If your heart is really that feigned (And hospital bills are too high) then I strongly recommend "The Grudge 2" or "Final Call"
Horror movies are so modern nowadays. I mean did you know that evil spirits can now use their wide mileage and travel on Spirit Class on Spirit Airways to wherever they want to? Heard they have a new promotion, the more you scare people, the more mileage you get. Really, the mom in "The Grudge 2" should really teach her boy some manners. Doesn't he know that not only is it rude to scare people un-announced but it is actually ILLEGAL to scare them at their crotch level. Only a boy and what a pervert he is. Frankly, the mom herself isn't any better. Can't she get a decent haircut? Her hair is constantly in the way of scaring people. We want to see her face.
Fine maybe "The Grudge 2" is not quite your thing so "Final Call" is a decent alternative. Bet you didn't know that by sending a forwarded message to your friends will ensure your survival and not theirs?! Hmm maybe I should forward a message to Kevin (Whose last name sounds similar to that of Feline) on my mobile... Nah. I think spirits themsevles have been to engrossed in their spiritworld.email.com that they have to now resort in forwarding messages to actually kill a person.

You see. I told you there are so many Oscar worthy movies around! So stop complaining and get to the cineplexes quickly. Wouldn't want you wasting your time watching CNN or HBO when you can spend $9.50 on decent movies.

Anyhow! Let's all welcome Hua's 4 million smiles as he bravely decides to attempt to win a car via the Subaru Challenge at Ngee Ann City over the weekend. No seriously. Well done dude, out of 800 participants who started out, you were the 180th person left.

Here's Hua's surveying the competition

Do you see the light?!? "Alleluia. Alleluia..."
BTW the babe in yellow is Meijie. Hua's girl. Stay away dudes. You have been warned!

"What-the-fuck-I'm-freaking-exhausted" pose

SHOT OF THE DAY! Hua's ASS!

You perverts. There ain't any more pics.. haha.. Nah good effort dude!

And finally, Happy Birthday Sharon!

P.S I've finished reading (Yes I DO read other than just FHM) this book. Recommendable to all especially to the Emotional-less people of this world.